A towering congratulations are in order for NYC’s World Trade Center I today as it was proclaimed the shaftiest in all the land. Measuring 1,776 feet, it beat out Chicago’s Willis Tower that comes in at a wussy 1,451 feet tall. But however meaty, er, mighty the defeat, there’s still one structure that’s getting a rise in the headlines.
The Illinois Christian Science church looks like a big ol dick, y’all! The phallic structure was one-eyed on Google Earth last month and promptly popped up all over social media. And if penis puns weren’t easy enough, the church is located in a town named Dixon. BOING!